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sparkism ([personal profile] sparkism) wrote2007-08-06 01:15 pm

[Kingdom Hearts] Mind [8/6]

(8/6)
Title (Prompt): Mind
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is, most obviously, owned by big name companies and not by a girl sitting at a laptop on her bedroom floor.
Summary: In which Axel and Zexion meet a mad chocolatier.
A/N: All right, another non-Disney world. But I just re-watched this movie and couldn’t resist.



“That man is loose a few screws up here, I think,” Axel muttered, tapping the side of his head.

Zexion glanced from the subject of their conversation to Axel. “As much as I try to avoid things like this, I must say I agree with you.”

The man in question, having finish his discussion with the small, peculiar being beside him, ambled back over to the two Nobodies.

“Sorry about that, I was just being informed that the incinerator broke down again,” he told them, adjusting the top hat sitting upon his head. “Where were we? Oh, yes. What are you doing in my chocolate factory?”

“It was an honest mistake, Mr. — er — Wonka,” Axel said, shrugging. “We just sorta popped in.”

Willy Wonka eyed them both warily. “You aren’t thieves, are you, come to swindle my most secret ideas?”

“Er…no.”

Wonka’s suspicious expression switched quickly to one of absentminded delight. “Oh, good. I certainly don’t need any more of those.”

Axel and Zexion exchanged glances. The sooner they got out of here, the better.

“Of course, I wasn’t planning on opening up my factory to people for another week,” Wonka went on, waving a hand aimlessly. “So I’m afraid you’ll have to get out of here. Good day.”

With that he turned away, ready to walk off and leave them stranded in a room made of candy.

“Where’s the exit?” Zexion asked, calling Wonka back. “We can’t just vanish, can we?”

“That’s how you said you got here,” the chocolatier replied, beaming.

“He’s crazier than I thought,” Axel whispered to Zexion, but it was Wonka who answered,

“What? You’ll have to speak up, I’m afraid I’m a bit deaf in this ear.”

With a look of distaste, Zexion motioned for Axel to come away from the odd man. “We’ll be going, if you don’t mind. Pardon the intrusion.”

Wonka did nothing to stop them as they walked away, and Axel asked, “Aren’t we going to stick around and see if there’s anything useful here?”

“I daresay there isn’t a single thing,” Zexion said, annoyed at this clear waste of time, “unless you want to bring back a box of candy to Xemnas.”



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[identity profile] liekos.livejournal.com 2007-08-06 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, Willy Wonka. One of my favorite movies~.

They should bring a box of candy back to Xemnas! After all, who doesn't like some kind of candy? XD;
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[personal profile] admiral 2007-08-06 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
^-^♥

...Xemnas? xD
He's probably just wonder what was wrong with all his minions. Ha.

[identity profile] bouncy-erbear.livejournal.com 2007-08-06 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean he doesn't wonder already? No wonder the Org fell apart. XD
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[personal profile] admiral 2007-08-07 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well, aside from the whole 'everybody died' thing. xDD

[identity profile] ithilgwath.livejournal.com 2007-08-06 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggle* They totally should bring back some candy for Xemnas.

And their reactions to Wonka was beautiful. Ahh... that was enjoyable.
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[personal profile] admiral 2007-08-06 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
And he'd be like, "You went through all that just for this?" *waves candy box around*
xDD

Thank you! ^-^♥
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[personal profile] admiral 2007-08-06 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
:D♥♥

[identity profile] bouncy-erbear.livejournal.com 2007-08-06 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Who cares if it isn't Disney. Still awesome.

Totally should have gotten some candy out of that though.

Also is this the old Wonka or the new version? Just curious I suppose ^^:
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[personal profile] admiral 2007-08-07 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I know. ♥ I just love putting the Org. on all sorts of crazy worlds. Ha.

They could have made the factory their second base.

Actually.... It started out as Depp!Wonka, then partway through I was like, this reminds me of book!Wonka, then I sorta thew in a Wilder!Wonka line, so...it's a freaky combination of the three? xDD Now that I would like to see.

[identity profile] vivacious-charm.livejournal.com 2007-08-06 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
<3333

I love it when you write them into non-Disney worlds. <3
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[personal profile] admiral 2007-08-07 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
^-^
Well thank you. ♥♥

[identity profile] roomofawakening.livejournal.com 2007-08-06 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, that was cute! <33 And Zexion is so not thoughtful of his Superior. I bet Xemmy-kun is just waiting for those chocolates D=
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[personal profile] admiral 2007-08-07 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
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xDD Poor Xemnas. He'll be so disapointed.

[identity profile] keibungaku.livejournal.com 2007-08-07 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, Willy Wonka. Brilliant!

No, not chocolate, Oompa-Loompas!
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[personal profile] admiral 2007-08-08 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
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OMG, now THAT'S brilliant! xD

[identity profile] keibungaku.livejournal.com 2007-08-08 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah!

They'd do a much better job than the Dusks? Although, the constant singing would probably get on everyone's nerves.
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[personal profile] admiral 2007-08-08 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno though, would the Oompa Loompas be very good at taking people's hearts? xD Or whatever the heck it is that Dusks do (they are rather useless, I supose. Ha).
ext_104554: Tron Bonne from Megaman Legends (Zexion Porn!)

[identity profile] capri-chan.livejournal.com 2007-08-08 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, come on, I'm sure Wonka wouldn't mind if they stole a bit of chocolate syrup, and Xemnas would find it to be very useful because he could lick it all off of Saïx. XD
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[personal profile] admiral 2007-08-08 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
xDD♥♥
I can see Axel just wandering off with a big tub of the stuff. Ha.

[identity profile] myobu-ontherun.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
xD~♥ Willy~! *tackleglomps*
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[personal profile] admiral 2007-08-13 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
:D♥