[Kingdom Hearts] Mind [8/6]
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Title (Prompt): Mind
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is, most obviously, owned by big name companies and not by a girl sitting at a laptop on her bedroom floor.
Summary: In which Axel and Zexion meet a mad chocolatier.
A/N: All right, another non-Disney world. But I just re-watched this movie and couldn’t resist.
“That man is loose a few screws up here, I think,” Axel muttered, tapping the side of his head.
Zexion glanced from the subject of their conversation to Axel. “As much as I try to avoid things like this, I must say I agree with you.”
The man in question, having finish his discussion with the small, peculiar being beside him, ambled back over to the two Nobodies.
“Sorry about that, I was just being informed that the incinerator broke down again,” he told them, adjusting the top hat sitting upon his head. “Where were we? Oh, yes. What are you doing in my chocolate factory?”
“It was an honest mistake, Mr. — er — Wonka,” Axel said, shrugging. “We just sorta popped in.”
Willy Wonka eyed them both warily. “You aren’t thieves, are you, come to swindle my most secret ideas?”
“Er…no.”
Wonka’s suspicious expression switched quickly to one of absentminded delight. “Oh, good. I certainly don’t need any more of those.”
Axel and Zexion exchanged glances. The sooner they got out of here, the better.
“Of course, I wasn’t planning on opening up my factory to people for another week,” Wonka went on, waving a hand aimlessly. “So I’m afraid you’ll have to get out of here. Good day.”
With that he turned away, ready to walk off and leave them stranded in a room made of candy.
“Where’s the exit?” Zexion asked, calling Wonka back. “We can’t just vanish, can we?”
“That’s how you said you got here,” the chocolatier replied, beaming.
“He’s crazier than I thought,” Axel whispered to Zexion, but it was Wonka who answered,
“What? You’ll have to speak up, I’m afraid I’m a bit deaf in this ear.”
With a look of distaste, Zexion motioned for Axel to come away from the odd man. “We’ll be going, if you don’t mind. Pardon the intrusion.”
Wonka did nothing to stop them as they walked away, and Axel asked, “Aren’t we going to stick around and see if there’s anything useful here?”
“I daresay there isn’t a single thing,” Zexion said, annoyed at this clear waste of time, “unless you want to bring back a box of candy to Xemnas.”
Previous Drabbles
[8/1] [8/5]
[8/2]
[8/3]
[8/4]
Title (Prompt): Mind
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is, most obviously, owned by big name companies and not by a girl sitting at a laptop on her bedroom floor.
Summary: In which Axel and Zexion meet a mad chocolatier.
A/N: All right, another non-Disney world. But I just re-watched this movie and couldn’t resist.
“That man is loose a few screws up here, I think,” Axel muttered, tapping the side of his head.
Zexion glanced from the subject of their conversation to Axel. “As much as I try to avoid things like this, I must say I agree with you.”
The man in question, having finish his discussion with the small, peculiar being beside him, ambled back over to the two Nobodies.
“Sorry about that, I was just being informed that the incinerator broke down again,” he told them, adjusting the top hat sitting upon his head. “Where were we? Oh, yes. What are you doing in my chocolate factory?”
“It was an honest mistake, Mr. — er — Wonka,” Axel said, shrugging. “We just sorta popped in.”
Willy Wonka eyed them both warily. “You aren’t thieves, are you, come to swindle my most secret ideas?”
“Er…no.”
Wonka’s suspicious expression switched quickly to one of absentminded delight. “Oh, good. I certainly don’t need any more of those.”
Axel and Zexion exchanged glances. The sooner they got out of here, the better.
“Of course, I wasn’t planning on opening up my factory to people for another week,” Wonka went on, waving a hand aimlessly. “So I’m afraid you’ll have to get out of here. Good day.”
With that he turned away, ready to walk off and leave them stranded in a room made of candy.
“Where’s the exit?” Zexion asked, calling Wonka back. “We can’t just vanish, can we?”
“That’s how you said you got here,” the chocolatier replied, beaming.
“He’s crazier than I thought,” Axel whispered to Zexion, but it was Wonka who answered,
“What? You’ll have to speak up, I’m afraid I’m a bit deaf in this ear.”
With a look of distaste, Zexion motioned for Axel to come away from the odd man. “We’ll be going, if you don’t mind. Pardon the intrusion.”
Wonka did nothing to stop them as they walked away, and Axel asked, “Aren’t we going to stick around and see if there’s anything useful here?”
“I daresay there isn’t a single thing,” Zexion said, annoyed at this clear waste of time, “unless you want to bring back a box of candy to Xemnas.”
Previous Drabbles
[8/1] [8/5]
[8/2]
[8/3]
[8/4]
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Date: 2007-08-06 05:46 pm (UTC)They should bring a box of candy back to Xemnas! After all, who doesn't like some kind of candy? XD;
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Date: 2007-08-06 06:03 pm (UTC)...Xemnas? xD
He's probably just wonder what was wrong with all his minions. Ha.
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Date: 2007-08-06 07:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-07 03:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-06 05:48 pm (UTC)And their reactions to Wonka was beautiful. Ahh... that was enjoyable.
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Date: 2007-08-06 06:13 pm (UTC)xDD
Thank you! ^-^♥
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Date: 2007-08-06 06:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-06 07:41 pm (UTC)Totally should have gotten some candy out of that though.
Also is this the old Wonka or the new version? Just curious I suppose ^^:
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Date: 2007-08-07 03:09 am (UTC)They could have made the factory their second base.Actually.... It started out as Depp!Wonka, then partway through I was like, this reminds me of book!Wonka, then I sorta thew in a Wilder!Wonka line, so...it's a freaky combination of the three? xDD
Now that I would like to see.no subject
Date: 2007-08-06 08:11 pm (UTC)I love it when you write them into non-Disney worlds. <3
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Date: 2007-08-07 03:10 am (UTC)Well thank you. ♥♥
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Date: 2007-08-06 10:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-07 03:10 am (UTC)xDD Poor Xemnas. He'll be so disapointed.
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Date: 2007-08-07 07:35 pm (UTC)No, not chocolate, Oompa-Loompas!no subject
Date: 2007-08-08 03:39 am (UTC)OMG, now THAT'S brilliant! xDno subject
Date: 2007-08-08 05:14 pm (UTC)They'd do a much better job than the Dusks? Although, the constant singing would probably get on everyone's nerves.no subject
Date: 2007-08-08 05:45 pm (UTC)I dunno though, would the Oompa Loompas be very good at taking people's hearts? xD Or whatever the heck it is that Dusks do (they are rather useless, I supose. Ha).no subject
Date: 2007-08-08 09:14 am (UTC)because he could lick it all off of Saïx. XDno subject
Date: 2007-08-08 04:15 pm (UTC)I can see Axel just wandering off with a big tub of the stuff. Ha.
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Date: 2007-08-13 08:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-13 08:14 pm (UTC)