[Kingdom Hearts] Hyena [5/1]
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sparkismTis the first of May! And you know what that means - pimp!month.
But geez, these are getting so gen now. I feel the strong need to redo my taggage system. Perhaps just label the main characters in the fics. Yay or nay? (If I can find the time...)
(5/1)
Title (Prompt): Hyena
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is, most obviously, owned by big name companies and not by a girl sitting at a laptop on her bedroom floor.
Summary: In which Xemnas is a bit nonplused at Lexaeus’s report on the Pride Lands.
A/N: Oh gawds, here we go. Twelve drabbles with the Organization member I am worst at writing. >.< Hopefully we’ll see some improvement.
“...Run that by me one more time.”
“They were hyenas, sir,” Lexaeus calmly informed his superior for a second time. He stood before Xemnas’s desk, an item he suspected that the man never really used for any major purpose other than to have a desk in his office.
“Hyenas.” Xemnas rolled this around in his mind for a moment. “You were hindered by hyenas?”
“And that is why I am late, yes,” Lexaeus finished for him, nodding.
The disbelieving silence lengthened. “Where did I send you, again?”
“A place called the Pride Lands, if I’m not mistaken,” Lexaeus answered. “Or so the warthog told me.”
“Warthog?”
“A type of swine, sir, with tusks — ”
“I know what a warthog is,” Xemnas said sharply, frowning. “It’s just not something you hear very often, that your associate was held up by a pack of hyenas and talked with a warthog.”
“There were only three.”
“Pardon?”
“Only three hyenas,” Lexaeus elaborated, still with the same steady tone one would talk to a small child with. “So I wouldn’t exactly call them a pack.”
“Three hyenas, yes, excuse me,” Xemnas muttered almost absentmindedly, waving away the thought. “But much more to the point — is it a suitable world?”
Lexaeus chose his words carefully. “Well, there are indeed Heartless on the planet. However...”
“Yes?”
“It would be a little troublesome dealing with them.”
“And that would be because...?” Xemnas prompted him.
“I obtained the form of a rhinoceros while there.”
Xemnas’s hands stopped shuffling the paperwork that was lying in front of him. “A rhinoceros.”
“Yes, sir.”
Letting out a sigh, Xemnas slumped back in his chair. “All right. Just leave that world alone,” he ordered, rubbing his forehead. “If it becomes needed, we will always have it in reserve.”
Lexaeus nodded again. “Of course. Will that be all?”
“That will be all for quite some time, Lexaeus. Thank you.”
But geez, these are getting so gen now. I feel the strong need to redo my taggage system. Perhaps just label the main characters in the fics. Yay or nay? (If I can find the time...)
(5/1)
Title (Prompt): Hyena
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is, most obviously, owned by big name companies and not by a girl sitting at a laptop on her bedroom floor.
Summary: In which Xemnas is a bit nonplused at Lexaeus’s report on the Pride Lands.
A/N: Oh gawds, here we go. Twelve drabbles with the Organization member I am worst at writing. >.< Hopefully we’ll see some improvement.
“...Run that by me one more time.”
“They were hyenas, sir,” Lexaeus calmly informed his superior for a second time. He stood before Xemnas’s desk, an item he suspected that the man never really used for any major purpose other than to have a desk in his office.
“Hyenas.” Xemnas rolled this around in his mind for a moment. “You were hindered by hyenas?”
“And that is why I am late, yes,” Lexaeus finished for him, nodding.
The disbelieving silence lengthened. “Where did I send you, again?”
“A place called the Pride Lands, if I’m not mistaken,” Lexaeus answered. “Or so the warthog told me.”
“Warthog?”
“A type of swine, sir, with tusks — ”
“I know what a warthog is,” Xemnas said sharply, frowning. “It’s just not something you hear very often, that your associate was held up by a pack of hyenas and talked with a warthog.”
“There were only three.”
“Pardon?”
“Only three hyenas,” Lexaeus elaborated, still with the same steady tone one would talk to a small child with. “So I wouldn’t exactly call them a pack.”
“Three hyenas, yes, excuse me,” Xemnas muttered almost absentmindedly, waving away the thought. “But much more to the point — is it a suitable world?”
Lexaeus chose his words carefully. “Well, there are indeed Heartless on the planet. However...”
“Yes?”
“It would be a little troublesome dealing with them.”
“And that would be because...?” Xemnas prompted him.
“I obtained the form of a rhinoceros while there.”
Xemnas’s hands stopped shuffling the paperwork that was lying in front of him. “A rhinoceros.”
“Yes, sir.”
Letting out a sigh, Xemnas slumped back in his chair. “All right. Just leave that world alone,” he ordered, rubbing his forehead. “If it becomes needed, we will always have it in reserve.”
Lexaeus nodded again. “Of course. Will that be all?”
“That will be all for quite some time, Lexaeus. Thank you.”
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Date: 2007-05-01 08:46 pm (UTC)XDD Lex the rhino~. *squees over use of the Pridelands*
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Date: 2007-05-01 09:47 pm (UTC)I was debating over if that would even work, because I was like, "How the heck would a rhino hold anything to fight with?" but I gave up on logic and went with it. xDD
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Date: 2007-05-02 12:55 am (UTC)Oooh- maybe he'd have a massive tomahawk-hat. :D Goofy always has his shield on his back when he's a turtle. Lexaeus could have something similar~. ^^
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Date: 2007-05-02 07:07 pm (UTC)ROFFLE.
Oh man, so now I'm imagining, like, a hat like this with a giant tomahawk on it instead of a propeller.
xDD WOW.
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Date: 2007-05-02 07:38 pm (UTC)My friends are great.
Only that probably wouldn't be too effective... xD