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sparkism ([personal profile] sparkism) wrote2007-05-01 03:00 pm

[Kingdom Hearts] Hyena [5/1]

Tis the first of May! And you know what that means - pimp!month.
But geez, these are getting so gen now. I feel the strong need to redo my taggage system. Perhaps just label the main characters in the fics. Yay or nay? (If I can find the time...)


(5/1)
Title (Prompt): Hyena
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is, most obviously, owned by big name companies and not by a girl sitting at a laptop on her bedroom floor.
Summary: In which Xemnas is a bit nonplused at Lexaeus’s report on the Pride Lands.
A/N: Oh gawds, here we go. Twelve drabbles with the Organization member I am worst at writing. >.< Hopefully we’ll see some improvement.



“...Run that by me one more time.”

“They were hyenas, sir,” Lexaeus calmly informed his superior for a second time. He stood before Xemnas’s desk, an item he suspected that the man never really used for any major purpose other than to have a desk in his office.

“Hyenas.” Xemnas rolled this around in his mind for a moment. “You were hindered by hyenas?”

“And that is why I am late, yes,” Lexaeus finished for him, nodding.

The disbelieving silence lengthened. “Where did I send you, again?”

“A place called the Pride Lands, if I’m not mistaken,” Lexaeus answered. “Or so the warthog told me.”

“Warthog?”

“A type of swine, sir, with tusks — ”

“I know what a warthog is,” Xemnas said sharply, frowning. “It’s just not something you hear very often, that your associate was held up by a pack of hyenas and talked with a warthog.”

“There were only three.”

“Pardon?”

“Only three hyenas,” Lexaeus elaborated, still with the same steady tone one would talk to a small child with. “So I wouldn’t exactly call them a pack.”

“Three hyenas, yes, excuse me,” Xemnas muttered almost absentmindedly, waving away the thought. “But much more to the point — is it a suitable world?”

Lexaeus chose his words carefully. “Well, there are indeed Heartless on the planet. However...”

“Yes?”

“It would be a little troublesome dealing with them.”

“And that would be because...?” Xemnas prompted him.

“I obtained the form of a rhinoceros while there.”

Xemnas’s hands stopped shuffling the paperwork that was lying in front of him. “A rhinoceros.”

“Yes, sir.”

Letting out a sigh, Xemnas slumped back in his chair. “All right. Just leave that world alone,” he ordered, rubbing his forehead. “If it becomes needed, we will always have it in reserve.”

Lexaeus nodded again. “Of course. Will that be all?”

“That will be all for quite some time, Lexaeus. Thank you.”

[identity profile] lorei.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Your pimp!months always make me happy X3 This is maybe brilliant-- interaction with these two is so dry and it's hilarious, here.

Good luck with this month!

[identity profile] x-unfinished-x.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! A new pimp!month begins! ♥ Whoo. And Lexaeus as a rhino = win.

I just realized that my birthday is on Lexaeus/Xaldin day. Which is faintly disturbing. @.@;;

[identity profile] radiance-heart.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
*still too lazy to log out of rp journal*

XDD Lex the rhino~. *squees over use of the Pridelands*

[identity profile] reversegaia.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent use of the prompt. As soon as I saw the word, I sensed where it was taking place! (While Larxene was not in it, I picture her being a lioness)

I've noticed that some are gen as well, so a pairing tag wouldn't fit. But then, it could also simply apply to the interaction of characters and all. MHMM.

[identity profile] silvestris.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
XDXDXD Judging from this first sample, this'll be great month. Just wonderful. ♥

[identity profile] i-got-spunk.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
*EXCITES FOR LEXAEUS MONTH*

[identity profile] flagellantket.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
*Snort of laughter* Lexaeus the rhino is the best.

[personal profile] marmaladecat 2007-05-02 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*does the happy pimp!month dance*

:D

[identity profile] keibungaku.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
OMG YES!

I <3 Lexaeus... and as a rhino, oh man, yes!

*goes to read the next one*