[Kingdom Hearts] Diagnosis [4/7]
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Title: Diagnosis
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is, most obviously, owned by big name companies and not by a girl sitting at a laptop on her bedroom floor.
Summary: In which Vexen finds an unwelcome addition to Saïx’s appearance quite amusing.
A/N: Forty-million doctory-type prompt words I keep getting, I swear!
Chibi’s silly little brain: taking cliché to a much better level. xD
“I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do.”
Saïx narrowed his eyes at the Nobody before him. It was the only thing that ruined his completely blank expression.
“The only solution I can think of is to go back to the world and then leave again,” Vexen continued unperturbed.
“Can’t you just...take it off?” Saïx demanded, scowling.
Vexen returned the stare with one of his own. “Would you really want me to?”
Saïx pondered this for all of three seconds. “No.”
“There. Now, it probably will wear off shortly,” Vexen said, nodding. “That is, of course, if it doesn’t end up being permanent.”
“What?” Saïx growled. There was no way he would stand for the injustice of it all — plus the fact that it was just downright embarrassing.
“Obviously it seems our bodies are not suited for magical adjustment so quickly. Most likely you landed on that world, its atmosphere changed some things to help you fit in, and when you left, your body didn’t know what to keep and what to get rid of, thus leaving you with — ”
“A tail. A damn blue, furry, tail,” Saïx snarled, as if this stressed the severity of the point. And it was such a nuisance; he always felt the urge to wag it at the most improper moments.
Vexen hid a smirk with minimal effort, stepping behind the Luna Diviner. Indeed, a bristling tail stuck out from just below Saïx’s waistband, his coat having been taken off and crumpled into a ball some time earlier.
“What’s wrong with it?” he asked smoothly, not very worried about Saïx’s plight. “I think you make a wonderful dog.”
Saïx glared at the blond. “Werewolf,” he corrected, sliding off the examination tables and picking up his coat. “There’s a difference.”
Vexen raised an eyebrow dubiously. “I’m sorry, I forgot. Werewolves are more annoying.”
“I’ll try what you said before,” Saïx grunted, ignoring Vexen’s latest jab. “But it better go away soon.”
“If it doesn’t, I’ll talk to Xemnas about whether we should get you a collar and a chew toy,” Vexen replied calmly. Saïx glared at him once again and stormed from the room.
Previous Drabbles
[4/1] [4/5]
[4/2] [4/6]
[4/3]
[N/A]
Title: Diagnosis
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is, most obviously, owned by big name companies and not by a girl sitting at a laptop on her bedroom floor.
Summary: In which Vexen finds an unwelcome addition to Saïx’s appearance quite amusing.
A/N: Forty-million doctory-type prompt words I keep getting, I swear!
Chibi’s silly little brain: taking cliché to a much better level. xD
“I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do.”
Saïx narrowed his eyes at the Nobody before him. It was the only thing that ruined his completely blank expression.
“The only solution I can think of is to go back to the world and then leave again,” Vexen continued unperturbed.
“Can’t you just...take it off?” Saïx demanded, scowling.
Vexen returned the stare with one of his own. “Would you really want me to?”
Saïx pondered this for all of three seconds. “No.”
“There. Now, it probably will wear off shortly,” Vexen said, nodding. “That is, of course, if it doesn’t end up being permanent.”
“What?” Saïx growled. There was no way he would stand for the injustice of it all — plus the fact that it was just downright embarrassing.
“Obviously it seems our bodies are not suited for magical adjustment so quickly. Most likely you landed on that world, its atmosphere changed some things to help you fit in, and when you left, your body didn’t know what to keep and what to get rid of, thus leaving you with — ”
“A tail. A damn blue, furry, tail,” Saïx snarled, as if this stressed the severity of the point. And it was such a nuisance; he always felt the urge to wag it at the most improper moments.
Vexen hid a smirk with minimal effort, stepping behind the Luna Diviner. Indeed, a bristling tail stuck out from just below Saïx’s waistband, his coat having been taken off and crumpled into a ball some time earlier.
“What’s wrong with it?” he asked smoothly, not very worried about Saïx’s plight. “I think you make a wonderful dog.”
Saïx glared at the blond. “Werewolf,” he corrected, sliding off the examination tables and picking up his coat. “There’s a difference.”
Vexen raised an eyebrow dubiously. “I’m sorry, I forgot. Werewolves are more annoying.”
“I’ll try what you said before,” Saïx grunted, ignoring Vexen’s latest jab. “But it better go away soon.”
“If it doesn’t, I’ll talk to Xemnas about whether we should get you a collar and a chew toy,” Vexen replied calmly. Saïx glared at him once again and stormed from the room.
Previous Drabbles
[4/1] [4/5]
[4/2] [4/6]
[4/3]
[N/A]
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Date: 2007-04-07 05:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-07 06:15 pm (UTC)I just can't help being mean to him. Poor Saix indeed.
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Date: 2007-04-07 05:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-07 06:16 pm (UTC)Halloween Town.
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Date: 2007-04-07 06:00 pm (UTC)*dies*
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Date: 2007-04-07 06:18 pm (UTC)*resurrects*
xD♥ Thanks.
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Date: 2007-04-07 07:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-08 05:30 pm (UTC)If they didn't get him a chew toy, then perhaps one of those little squishy stress ball things that you squeeze to calm yourself down. xDDD Man, I can totally see that.
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Date: 2007-04-07 07:56 pm (UTC)I think Xemnas would like that.
heehee
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Date: 2007-04-08 05:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-07 09:42 pm (UTC)Like when Xemnas is around I bet.
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Date: 2007-04-08 05:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-09 12:46 pm (UTC)...at least it wasn't the Pride Lands, Saix.
Oh, Vexen is awesome!
<3
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Date: 2007-04-09 05:04 pm (UTC)Oh yes he is. >.<♥ xD
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Date: 2007-10-26 06:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-27 03:01 am (UTC)