[FAKE] Planning Ahead [Bikky/Carol]; [Discworld] All’s Fair In… [Vetinari/Vimes]

Whoops I totally forgot to post these here. Oh well not like anyone here's in these fandoms. BUT I MUST BE ORGANIZED.

Title: Planning Ahead
Fandom: FAKE
Rating: PG
Warnings: extreme snark?
Word Count: 577
Summary: Stealing sex manuals from your adopted dad’s boyfriend — it’s just another normal day in the life of Bikky and Carol.
Prompt: Nov 7 - FAKE, Bikky/Carol: Kama Sutra - "I found it in the drawer in Dee's nightstand." Written for springkink.

( “Where did you get this?” Carol frowned, taking the worn paperback from Bikky’s hand and flipping it open. “Don’t tell me you bought it.” )

Title: All’s Fair In…
Fandom: Discworld
Rating: PG
Warnings: Snarkyness?
Word Count: 652
Summary: Compromise is not a word in Vetinari’s extensive vocabulary.
Prompt: Nov 29 - Terry Pratchett's Discworld, Havelock Vetinari/Sam Vimes, balance of power - "Fair's fair." Written for springkink.
Note: I’m a bit rusty on my canon, I hope you’ll forgive me.

( Samuel Vimes was never a very patient man. )