[Kingdom Hearts] The Science of Soda

Title: The Science of Soda
Rating: PG
Pairings: Lexaeus/Zexion, if ya squint! >.<
Warnings: None that I can think of. I don’t feel like being creative.
Disclaimer: No Kingdom Hearts ownage for Chibi! Well, unless you count the fact that I PWNED the game several times, then, yes, I do have KH ownage. Ha.
Summary: In which Lexaeus persuades Zexion to experiment with soda pop and mints.
A/N: Oh, poor Zexion.... he always gets so abused when I write about him..... Perhaps I have some sort of coveredinfood!Zexion fetish? Hm..... Maybe just a wet!Zexion fetish. xD
♥ For my darling Crim, once again. Because I’m just nice like that.
edit: I made some HORRIBLE typos in this thing! >.< Why didn't anyone tell me darn it? I needed my little brother to fix it. Sheesh.

( Science was a hobby Zexion just couldn’t get rid of. )