sparkism | ✏ The Back to School Friending Meme

❝The Back To School Friending Meme❞✁

✎ Livejournal's been a bit quiet lately, what with summer coming to a close and everyone squeezing in last minute vacations and the like.
Not to mention that everyone's packing up and shipping out for college!
So what's a lonely person to do? Make new friends, of course. (Just don't forget your old ones!)
✎ Usual meme etiquette applies. It's a friending meme, so let's keep the wank to absolute zero, hm?
✎ Other than that, pimp this out, share the love, and make some friends! Before school totally takes over our lives.

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Give me on good reason to friend you.

I thought we'd been over this, I don't friend creepers.

O rly? I...........do not remember this conversation. Or any conversation we've ever had. YES, YOU ARE JUST THAT BORING.

Funny, I only remember having to yell at you.

Only because it's how you express your ~*~feelings~*~ for me. By yelling at me and calling me a faggot and an old fart and OTHER VERY MEAN THINGS. I ought to.............send the IRS after you. B|

You wouldn't get anywhere in court! You always instigate me!

See! You're yelling at me now! This is battery on the highest level and you know it.

I'm not yelling! I'm just very enthusiastic!

LIES.

I am suing your for damages! And abusing my mental health! A-and other things!

Where are you going to get a lawyer who'd ever support you, huh?

You would be surprised what blackmail/bribing will do to a normally upstanding American.

Ooh, clever.

Well. You'll never beat me, since I'll get...

...Phoenix Wright to defend me! YES.

I DO NOT KNOW WHO PHOENIX WRIGHT IS

I THINK YOU ARE MAKING SHIT UP AGAIN LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO

CLEARLY YOU LIVE IN A BOX. IN A CAVE. IN ANTARCTICA.

WHICH MEANS I DEFINITELY WIN.

...I am feeling too lazy to look up any humorous Phoenix Wright graphics I may have saved, so you win this one. BUT JUST THIS ONCE.

BB I ALWAYS WIN

BECAUSE YOU ARE A LAZY FAGGOT AND IT'S THE ONLY REDEEMABLE THING ABOUT YOU ♥

AWWW HOW SWEET. ♥

......

O//////O

*offers you a flower*

*burns flower*

w-why would you -

I

I honestly don't know

/ASHAMED

I-I AM JUST LIKE ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING LITTLE BOYS THAT SET FIRE TO THE PIGTAILS OF THE GIRL HE LIKES OKAY

o-oh. Good thing I don't have pigtails, then.

YOU'RE TOO MANLY FOR PIGTAILS

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